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One might assume, based on the amount of food rations and and equipment I just loaded onto my stroller, that I am embarking on an expedition to the Himalayas. In actuality, I am traversing five city blocks.
13 Friday May 2016
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One might assume, based on the amount of food rations and and equipment I just loaded onto my stroller, that I am embarking on an expedition to the Himalayas. In actuality, I am traversing five city blocks.
11 Wednesday Nov 2015
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Astrid will only poop in a clean diaper. The result is many waves of poopy diapers in succession.
05 Thursday Nov 2015
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coffee, Doctor Who, me, mommy issues, TARDIS, time lord, whovian
03 Tuesday Nov 2015
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inAstrid decided to redecorate the apartment with markers. 25 years ago, my mom probably would have skinned me alive. These days it just cleans up with soap and water. Clearly, the overpopulation problem is caused by washable art supplies.
23 Friday Oct 2015
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Toddlers: Why eat food when there’s perfectly good unidentifiable fluff in the floor cracks?
23 Friday Oct 2015
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You may be in the company of toddlers if it takes you 45 minutes to traverse two city blocks…
22 Thursday Oct 2015
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inI saw some vampire teeth gummy candy at Season’s today. I thought for a moment, that this might be a fun treat for Max. Then it all came rushing back to me…teeth are not funny, mommy.
15 Thursday Oct 2015
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The problem with sleeping toddlers is that (at least with mine) you never know how long it’s going to last. It could be two minutes, but it could also be two hours. That’s a why I completely reject the advice of people who tell me to get some rest while this happens. At the very worst, it’s a tease. At best, you stay up, wide eyed, in anticipation of the awakening happening at any moment…
10 Thursday Sep 2015
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Astrid will only eat blueberries straight out of the carton, and Max will only eat them if they come from his teacher’s house. What is it about blueberries? *sigh*
02 Wednesday Sep 2015
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In New York City, recycling is the law, so everybody must separate their recycling into paper, plastic, and glass. Sounds like a good idea in theory…If you don’t have toddlers emptying out the recycling onto the floor three times a day…