I got a Twitter notification that somebody added me to a list called, “Bloggers to Watch.” Sadly, the first thing that I thought of was yet another pair of eyes trying to get a glimpse of me through the crack in the bathroom door…
In “Daniel Tiger,” there appears to be a human manning just about every government position, yet the demographic of the Land of Make Believe is such that it is home to many animal citizens as well. I’m appalled at this popularization of such a blatantly unrepresentative government. Pfffftttt
… And there were go. I’ve officially lost it.
Here’s something that’s never happened to me before…I went to poach this egg for my breakfast, and it was frozen solid! Cadence spent some time with it, and, after getting some of it to melt, was able to crack it open.
Why this one egg was frozen and not any other, is beyond me, but it’s a good argument for a new fridge for our upcoming renovation!
Me: Did you poop yet, Max?
Max: Nope. It not ready yet. It has to get ready first.
Me: How do you know when it’s ready?
Max: It make noise first, and then it fall out.
Me: What kind of noise? You know, so I can get ready.
Max: Well, it go, “‘BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!’ Then, ‘beep, beep,’ and then, ‘boop!’ It come out.”
Well, no wonder he doesn’t want to use the potty… O.o
Starbucks fans, tomorrow looks like your lucky day! All day, June 30, you can request free bottles Starbucks coffee by calling it in on your Lyft app. Looks like a respectably warm day, too, so it could come in handy. Here’s the link for more information: http://blog.lyft.com/posts/starbucks-uplift/?utm_source=flavorpill&utm_medium=display&utm_campaign=2015SBSSIC