Eric: *holding empty thyme bottle* Heh, out of thyme, honey?
Me: Yeah, I’ve been waiting for that one all night long.
Me: You know, I went into the liquor store yesterday with all these kidlets following behind, and there was this new guy there who actually asked for my ID!
Me: Yeah, I was all like, “Hey, way to cardamom.”
Eric: WOW. Nice.
He totally walked into that one.