, , , ,

Me: I really need a shower. I hate to ask this, but, would you mind finding my pajamas and underwear for me, please?

Eric: Sure, where did you pack them?

Me: Uhhh… YOU packed them.

Eric: Really?

Me: Yeah, you said you’d take care of everything in the bedroom while I went out to situate the cat and move things over to the hotel. When I came back, all my things in the closet were gone.

Eric: Oh.

Me: You don’t even know where it is, do you?

Eric: I’ll go digging around the apartment for your pajamas, then!

Me: FFS!

Eric: So, do you have anything to wear tomorrow?

Me: *blank stare* I’m never putting you in charge of packing again.

Eric: Oooookay, then, I’ll be looking for your clothes, too!

Me: I actually went out of my way to put a sweater and some other things ON TOP of your suitcase, so you’d remember to pack them, and you mean to tell me that you just packed your own things and put my stuff somewhere else?

Eric: Ummm…I brought bath salts from China, why don’t you take a bath?

Me: Like anyone gives me time to take a bath?

Eric: I would! I mean, you may as well, you have nothing to wear.